I am going to grow a beard, dress in traditional Roman clothing so as I look like Jesus. Then I am going to a large shopping mall around Christmas time and just scream
“This is not what it was supposed to be about PEOPLE!”
Then I will proceed to aproach the man playing Santa Clause and say:
“Stop stealing my thunder, you are just the clown at my birthday party!”
I am not sure who said this, but I thought it was interesting. Happy After Holidays!